From GAGANG

haller folks!! :D... how's is u?...

you, you, you..both of u 3... go to my ofis tomorow ryt now!!!

hay naku!... mga nag eenglish englishan kasi... pede naman itagalog...

sana matuwa kayo dito :D

ENGLISH 101
So the host breaks open the wine and the ice aswell while politely calling the guests in:"C'mon let's join us."
"Want something drinks? or care some snacks?"Meron dyang barber-Q""O, have you eaten yourself na?"

He receives news of a gatecrasher in their midst&graciously answers:
"Hey, it's okay. like what they say, the more themanyer."
When trouble arises or "if worse comes to shove.":
"Well, it's not my problem anymore, it's yourproblem anymore."
"We'll burn the bridge when you there get there."
"Let's give him the benefit of the daw."

Party host turned wannabe game show host:"Ryan, are you game ka na ba?"
"Ok folks, let's call it tonight."

And sing-song favorites from our childhood:
"One of these days is not like the other."

How about cliches that don't just click:
"Sige pare, akong bahala, the sky's the langit."
"You can't have your cake and bake it too.""Right there and right then."
"Take things first at a time."
"It's a blessing in the sky."
"Time is of the element."
"Been there, been that."

You can say that again:
"What are friends are for."
"You can never can tell."
"So far, so good, so far."

Sabi-sabi lang yan:
"First and for all."
"It's been always been that way."
"Whatever you can say so."
"I'm told you for the last time."

Idiotic idioms from idiomatic idiots badlyexpressed:
"Are you joking my leg"
"It's on a base-to-base casis"
"It's as brand as new."
"Can't you just cut me some slacks."

Double meanings finally get a new meaning:
"O wag ka munang umalis ka na."
"Stay for a while, ituring mong bahay mo ba 'to."
"O ingat ha, baka madapa ka sana."

And a few lines that picked up from a D.O.M artdirector :
"Hi girls, i'm boys."
"So...what's a beautiful girl like you."
"Please join us, have a sit down."
"You like o, boneless grapes na walang buto."
"Well well well, look do we have here."
"Let's give them a big hand of applause."